Who says you
need a cow to make a great *traditionally* dairy based desert?
Vegan: Vanilla ice cream, snickerdoodle biscotti, and caramel sauce with crushed walnuts.
I love coffee, like most people. I have a silly opinion, which may quite possibly be erroneous, that coffee, much like smiling, is a human universal. If all other language failed us--drifting into the void of forgotten nothingness, the statistical norm for much of the existence in this indifferent universe--mankind, womankind, and any other human "kind" could survive as social creatures with only coffee and smiles.
Now, with all of the words out of the way, here's a couple sentences much more delicious than any college essay or graduate thesis can provide: a coffee muffin. Please respond promptly with a smile.
Sincerely,
simply, only, Me.